Good. There's a lawyer around here called Edgeworth. Total douchebag. Need you to keep an eye on him, stop him from being killed off. He's on Lucifer's shit list though, but Edgey doesn't even believe in angels even calls Lucifer 'the man calling himself Lucifer'.
Great. I owe you one. Except no I don't. [Pauses.] Actually I probably do, since this guy is insufferable. I don't mind atheists or agnostics, but when Lucifer parades himself around, being an idiot normally winds up with you being dead.
That and we butt heads too much. I gave him the angel banishing sigil before remembering it doesn't really work on Luci, so now he thinks I'm just out to kill him. Ooops. There's better ways to do that, y'know what I'm saying?
If you were really out to kill him, he'd already be dead. And probably in some really creative way.
[Because, seriously. Gabriel got REALLY creative in Broward County.]
Yeah, there's a lot of things that don't work on Lucifer. Like I said, I'll do what I can. Though I may have to wait for an opening. That name didn't come up in my introduction.
Why, Sammy. Flattery does get you everywhere, just what are you after?
Yeah well you gotta find him first. He went and did some big "I'm on a business trip don't try to find me" cliche post on the network a few days ago so. Hopefully he comes back in one piece.
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Date: 2014-07-16 01:19 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2014-07-16 01:34 pm (UTC)Uh...depends on the favor.
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Date: 2014-07-16 01:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-07-16 02:48 pm (UTC)I'll do my best.
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Date: 2014-07-16 03:27 pm (UTC)That and we butt heads too much. I gave him the angel banishing sigil before remembering it doesn't really work on Luci, so now he thinks I'm just out to kill him. Ooops. There's better ways to do that, y'know what I'm saying?
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Date: 2014-07-16 06:51 pm (UTC)[Because, seriously. Gabriel got REALLY creative in Broward County.]
Yeah, there's a lot of things that don't work on Lucifer. Like I said, I'll do what I can. Though I may have to wait for an opening. That name didn't come up in my introduction.
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Date: 2014-07-16 06:56 pm (UTC)Yeah well you gotta find him first. He went and did some big "I'm on a business trip don't try to find me" cliche post on the network a few days ago so. Hopefully he comes back in one piece.
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Date: 2014-07-16 06:58 pm (UTC)Here's hoping. I'll keep an eye out for the name.